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We've become so "open-minded" that our brains have fallen out!

We're told to practice tolerance - are we to be so tolerant as to embrace mediocrity and accept repugnant action as a social norm?  Failed painters amount to nothing...

Fight stupidity and educate the ignorant: Free Joran Van Der Sloot just like Barabbas.

 
21st Century Bull-Oney:
 
Re-engineering the workplace:
A brain surgeon who gets it right 99 times out of 100.
 
Love your neighbor:
You know – what’s their faces?
 
Don’t curse:
People will hear you.
 
Curse:
People will understand your meaning.
 
Do it right the first time:
Increase your rate of failure and you’re sure to succeed at something.
 
Video games are too violent:
Watch the evening news.
 
Affirmative Action works:
You don’t.
 
Religion saves souls:
Jesus wept.
 
God is good:
Satan versus Job.
 
God is dead:
Hell pays the pulpit’s bills.
 
Reality TV is hot:
Live executions of murderers will never get ratings.
 
You’ll never amount to anything:
We’re having an Amway meeting – I’ll pick you up in my Pinto.
 
Rock and Roll music glorifies sex and suicide:
John Lennon is dead.
 
Crime dramas are the best shows on television:
O. J. Simpson can't search for the real killer(s) from prison.
 
Rap music is today’s poetry:
Hum or whistle a rap song melody.
 
All Americans have rights:
Ask Howard Stern.
 
Don’t worry so much:
Fear sells.
 
Reading is fundamental:
Sex sells.
 
No smoking permitted in this club:
Drink alcohol and drive home safe.
 
Al Gore's Internet is connecting people in ways never before imagined:
Porn sites get you in touch with yourself.

 

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