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John
We've become so
"open-minded" that our brains have fallen out!
We're told to
practice tolerance - are we to be so tolerant as to embrace mediocrity and
accept repugnant action as a social norm? Failed painters amount to
nothing...

Fight stupidity and
educate the ignorant: Free Joran Van Der Sloot just like Barabbas.
21st Century Bull-Oney:
Re-engineering the workplace:
A brain surgeon who gets it right 99 times out of 100.
Love your neighbor:
You know – what’s their faces?
Don’t curse:
People will hear you.
Curse:
People will understand your meaning.
Do it right the first time:
Increase your rate of failure and you’re sure to succeed at something.
Video games are too violent:
Watch the evening news.
Affirmative Action works:
You don’t.
Religion saves souls:
Jesus wept.
God is good:
Satan versus Job.
God is dead:
Hell pays the pulpit’s bills.
Reality TV is hot:
Live executions of murderers will never get ratings.
You’ll never amount to anything:
We’re having an Amway meeting – I’ll pick you up in my Pinto.
Rock and Roll music glorifies sex and suicide:
John Lennon is dead.
Crime dramas are the best shows on television:
O. J. Simpson can't search for the real killer(s) from prison.
Rap music is today’s poetry:
Hum or whistle a rap song melody.
All Americans have rights:
Ask Howard Stern.
Don’t worry so much:
Fear sells.
Reading is fundamental:
Sex sells.
No smoking permitted in this club:
Drink alcohol and drive home safe.
Al Gore's Internet is connecting people in ways never before imagined:
Porn sites get you in touch with yourself.
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